Dear Hussie,

He broke up with you 4 years ago. a) Because you are a psycho. b) becuase he wanted to find other girls. He told me those things last night..... Then looked at me and said "I'm very happy with you!" That's right whore. He found another girl alright......ME!! So STOP texting him. STOP taking him cookies for Valentine's Day. And STOP being a whore. I'm excited to see you at the little event at the end of the month so I can show you up. Back off bitch.