Roommates?

FUCKING HELL (sorry I had to get that out)

I hate my boyfriend's friends. I let him have them because hey, I don't have friends and I shouldn't have to bring him down with me. But his friends are douche bags. And pot heads.

So good on them for helping him move yesterday. Let's face it, would you want to help a friend move who you hadn't heard from in 6 months?

At any rate, my boyfriend's mom won't let me move in. Whatever, I'm a whore, is that right? But you'll let AN EX CONVICT and A DRUG ADDICT live there???

"Kind hearted? Remember in our wedding vows how we said we'd be together forever? On our way back up the aisle your mother leaned in and said, 'not forever sweetie, Marshall is going to heaven.'"