What. The. FUH.

This is by far the most awkward conversation I've ever had. This is facebook IM. I'm blue and he's red.

I can't get you to be anything because you are married
ugh no i'm not!!!
marriage is for the birds.
Can't you just have sex with me once? and if it's not better then I will leave you alone
haha oh man
scaredy cat
i'd be a cheating whore if i did that.
Every girl is one of those anyway
i'm not!
Then just break up with him for a day
that wouldnt be very nice......
what you are doing is not nice t ome
what!! i dont know what you're talking about!
I know it's becuase you take no consideration for the fact that I have wanted to make a sexy time with you for 2 yrs now
HA!
Why you laughing on me Gypsey?
because. you're a funny guy
How come I only get laughed at when I am not trying to be funny?
i laugh at all of your jokes thank you very much!
THAT WAS NOT A JOKE!